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WHAT MATTERS MOST - Is how you see yourself.


TAGS: only one person needs to love you its you kitten lion
Rating: 4.09/5

More motifakes by TheWiceMan

agdaniele - January 7, 2010, 7:51 pm
Not good when you see only one lion!
GreyScorpion - January 7, 2010, 5:12 pm
excellent 5 lions


DENTAL PLAN! - Lisa needs braces...


TAGS: simpsons dental plan lisa needs braces lenny
Rating: 1.71/5

More motifakes by Arpaleggia

airborne173 - March 7, 2009, 12:26 pm
My God you're an idiot! That's from an episode
Dental Plan... - February 11, 2009, 4:20 pm
That's not Lisa!!!


NATURAL SELECTION -


TAGS: gene pool needs chlorine
Rating: 4.69/5

More motifakes by WTFO

garydunn2 - July 3, 2014, 6:10 pm
Gary- Man broke neck diving into lake, sued chamber of commerce, even though lake was posted no swimming. Chamber settled.
Altrunchen - September 28, 2013, 1:04 pm
Warning: the fresh coffee you ordered might actually be hot!
Bandit5906 - September 22, 2013, 8:38 pm
Already tried by someone with a VW Beetle on the NY Parkway! His necktie aided in his demise!
WTFO - September 8, 2013, 12:57 pm
search the internet for frivolous lawsuits and see what you get. My fav is where a family sued Sea World when their son was killed swimming with a killer whale. (he was in the park after hrs). They claim there weren't warning signs about the killer whale.
WTFO - September 8, 2013, 12:46 pm
One of my favorite comedians. Great way to sum up the poster.
Cannabal - September 7, 2013, 5:34 am
"Just think of it as 'passive eugenics.'" ~George Carlin
CloudchaserS - September 7, 2013, 4:30 am
I have thought before that it seems that the courts don't like the "There shouldn't be a need for us to warn because that it's dangerous should be obvious" argument.
WTFO - September 7, 2013, 12:17 am
Actually CCS, the real reason we have this prob (in the US at least) is because of lawsuits. Idiots sue companies when they do stupid things that get them hurt. BTW, that means normal people pay more for the products to offset the lawsuits.
WTFO - September 7, 2013, 12:15 am
Hopefully, this poster of mine wasn't already done by Airman. My fav I saw was on a fan belt "stop motor first". Really? I'd like to see the guy who tries to put on a new fan belt while the engine is on.
CloudchaserS - September 6, 2013, 11:42 pm
We're warning you about this because we think you have not enough common sense to see the obvious
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 6, 2013, 7:06 pm
Agreed. There is a sign on one of the gates at my work that says "Caution, Heavy truck traffic" It's a road FFS! There's no sign on the other gate though...so far, no one has been run over at either.


SOMETIMES -


TAGS: god needs some lols too
Rating: 4.41/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

Rhinosaurus - August 21, 2010, 2:04 pm
5L Haw, well done as usual. @Bart - Genesis actually.
Ed-Hyde - August 19, 2010, 7:22 am
Amsome. A ton of class A motifakes n cubbyfakes this morning.
Hawamleh - August 19, 2010, 7:09 am
Me being the Inbred Muslim I Am, I Wouldnt Know Levictus if it ass raped me.... so yeah.
Bartimaeus - August 19, 2010, 4:09 am
Is this from Leviticus? 5/5
Derek - August 19, 2010, 3:26 am
Engel, angel, ange, ángel argh.
Derek - August 19, 2010, 1:46 am
...and then, the angle dislocated his leg.


EVEN A MAN - Needs a walk in closet, and it usually goes well in his man cave ...


TAGS: even man needs walk in
Rating: 4.61/5

More motifakes by Budog

OmegaReaper - April 23, 2012, 4:59 pm
I need one of those to dissapear from my every day life :D where can i get one? It would be motifake and bear all day long :P 5L
Ragnar - April 22, 2012, 11:22 am
me needz it....my precious...my wantz it...
holymoly - April 20, 2012, 5:48 pm
and where do I place my order?
maoworks2 - April 20, 2012, 7:34 am
Wow That's Cool !


Imagine -


TAGS: you don t needs math or science
Rating: 4.84/5

More motifakes by spacedog

thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 27, 2013, 2:15 am
I imagine that I'm having dinner with Einstein every Saturday evening. But my wife walks in and says, "Who the **** is the old man?" Oh, me and my imagination.


MIKE HUNT - He really need your kittens


TAGS: mike hunt needs your kittens
Rating: 4.11/5

More motifakes by TheWiceMan

agdaniele - January 9, 2010, 6:16 pm
Roadkill is no good... tigers need exercise.
Dr. Rusak - January 9, 2010, 6:13 pm
would roadkill do?


THE JOURNEY -


TAGS: life death neener is wet and needs depends
Rating: 4.94/5

More motifakes by Neener

TheTrashHeap - October 18, 2010, 7:29 pm
Excellent.
Reality Lord - October 18, 2010, 6:56 pm

wow...solid..total 5L
Neener - October 18, 2010, 4:49 pm
Thanks!
Cubbybear - October 18, 2010, 4:43 pm
Truly demotivating sad poster


He/She -


TAGS: needs wants satisfaction men women
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - December 6, 2015, 11:53 pm
Bahaha...I mean...maybe?
Hinoron - December 6, 2015, 10:33 am
...and neither of us are going to get what we want, are we?
MissPriss - August 25, 2014, 2:22 am
Wrong sod...only 1 need, cuz you're dreamin' if you think we women wanna do more than 1 thing at a time...teehee.
Oldsod - August 24, 2014, 8:18 pm
TRUTH. Well, more than one need...there's also sammiches...


PUPPY LOVE -




THE WHO AND THE WHY -




KIRK PRUNE JUICE -


TAGS: kirk needs prune juice ftw
Rating: 2.18/5

More motifakes by TheABC

agdaniele - October 31, 2010, 6:20 pm
Thanks for the head's up, rerun. ABC, you are going to have a very hard time of it now.
rerun - October 31, 2010, 6:11 pm

ABC - why do you continue to resubmit work that has been rejected? Keep up the crappy work and it will be a very quick exit for you. You only get this one very public warning.
TheABC - October 31, 2010, 3:11 pm
Thx, I will.
5150monkeylove - October 31, 2010, 3:03 pm
ABC a word of advice... Use the PM function and ask for some help from the older members if you want to improve.
TheABC - October 31, 2010, 2:59 pm
Thank you for your support ICEMAN.
ICEMAN - October 31, 2010, 12:15 pm
You Mods just approve this crap to torture us. I get it, your version of a Halloween prank.


NO SEX, NO BJ'S, NO MASTERBATION. - And I better not catch you on Motifake again.


TAGS: bitch needs to die
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by Bovee

agdaniele - February 12, 2010, 7:09 pm
Nicely done. Get a new girl.
phydeaux - February 9, 2010, 8:46 pm
5L....but were you listening to Mrs. P and I last night?!?!
rerun - February 9, 2010, 5:33 pm

speaking of photo shop, I wonder whatever happenet to photochopped site Mr. M set up.
spacedog - February 9, 2010, 5:26 pm
Excellent Bovee, 5Ls.
Bovee - February 9, 2010, 3:26 pm
Someone is going to photo shop that as a picture now and i will give it 5L's
rerun - February 9, 2010, 3:25 pm

Well, when I find her I may tell you about it
GreyScorpion - February 9, 2010, 3:14 pm
nice deal if you can get it ReRun, I just wouldn't let her husband find out about it though ;)
Bovee - February 9, 2010, 3:12 pm
Thanks guys it means a lot when the guys who's posters you love like yours. @Rerun that would work for me.
rerun - February 9, 2010, 2:56 pm

how about a wife who will give you a BJ while you are on Motifake just so she doesn't have to have actual intercourse?
Airman - February 9, 2010, 2:49 pm
I'd laugh if it wasn't so true
ronsart - February 9, 2010, 1:44 pm
LOL...5L
GreyScorpion - February 9, 2010, 1:04 pm
the best posters come from personal experience, right Bovee?...5L


SO OBVIOUS... -


TAGS: woman needs lawn cut mariand
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by mariand

GaryO - January 22, 2013, 9:10 pm
Yes Virginia, there really is a lawn…or so I’ve been told. It’s just hard to see after a bust in the eye.
Silverheart - January 22, 2013, 6:17 pm

Hmm? There's a lawn? 5Ls


FROM THE DEPTHS -


TAGS: inspiation calendar mans needs
Rating: 4.96/5

More motifakes by Greeny

pricksoldier - September 29, 2011, 9:33 am
ammo, the answer is ammo, try survivin a fire fight longer without ammo and see what happens...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 28, 2011, 9:26 pm
I've been misquoted....I would have said Weed...or fishing.5
the1stCOMMI3 - September 28, 2011, 9:03 pm
forgot to add me-vodka!
joeprimo - September 28, 2011, 8:46 pm
5 "hopeful" lions for you!
house - September 28, 2011, 5:23 pm
Loved it Greeny, 5L. although beer and pills, really. I'm more of a scoth and coke (the white kind) of person
Reality Lord - September 28, 2011, 7:25 am

hammer....nail....lol5


RELIEF -


TAGS: relief overdone needs different relief
Rating: 4.54/5

More motifakes by 5150monkeylove

5150monkeylove - February 21, 2011, 1:01 pm
thanks bone
BoneCD - February 21, 2011, 7:14 am
@Monkeylove...try using the sync tool at: http://www.motifake.com/sync.php
5150monkeylove - February 20, 2011, 11:56 pm
Is all well? nothing to vent on anymore... 'tis a sad day for spies everywhere.
5150monkeylove - February 20, 2011, 11:52 pm
already done prior to your sage advice.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 20, 2011, 11:49 pm
You'll have to PM Mr.M and have it removed and resubmit. Maybe that will teach you to pay closer attention.....crybaby.
5150monkeylove - February 20, 2011, 11:12 pm
Please fix this.
5150monkeylove - February 20, 2011, 11:12 pm
Hey! Where did my name go?


PHOTOSHOP IS FUN -




SHROOMS -


TAGS: who needs direct tv
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

Sean - July 1, 2010, 9:18 pm
*cat (shtuuupid shrooooms)
Sean - July 1, 2010, 9:16 pm
Love it. P.s.: it's obvious someone was on shrooms when they named their case. Just sayin'.


MAN TIME -




SHORT PLANE -


TAGS: school transport fly special needs
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by djrcreative

djrcreative - February 5, 2012, 12:32 pm
Yup. Just a li'l bit of Bondo and she'll be good as new. ;)
maoworks2 - February 5, 2012, 12:28 pm
Body Work Maybe !


KNOWING -


TAGS: douzten kroes women know what neener needs
Rating: 3.84/5

More motifakes by Neener

Neener - October 21, 2010, 7:48 pm
Only took 5 minutes for submitter's remorse. I could have done this better now that I think about it.


MEXICAN RESTAURANTS - They're finally understanding our needs




HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY - Just in case you forgot...print out this poster and cut along the lines. You can thank me on Monday!




POPPING THE QUESTION - You did, and she said yes. Good luck with that


TAGS: friends who needs them
Rating: 3.07/5

More motifakes by AdmiralAckbar

Anonymous2 - August 17, 2010, 4:24 pm
Meh, she only said yes because he's hung like a horse.


DENTAL PLAN! - Lisa needs braces...


TAGS: dental dennal plan lisa needs braces
Rating: 2.3/5

More motifakes by Arpaleggia

LOLCorp - May 7, 2009, 7:16 pm
Dental plan! Lisa needs braces.
Why? - August 1, 2008, 2:29 pm
Dental plan! Lisa needs braces.
KRis - July 31, 2008, 2:02 pm
Dental plan! Lisa needs braces.
Bulgy McPackage - July 28, 2008, 12:14 am
Dental Plan! Lisa needs braces.


HARDCORE TRAFFIC WARDEN -


TAGS: who needs wheel clamps anyhow
Rating: 4.59/5

More motifakes by culos

pzykosiz - October 21, 2010, 5:58 pm
Nice. 5L's


FEMININE LOGIC -


TAGS: china day a man will pay 10dollar for a 5dollar item he needs a woman will pay 5dollar for a 10dollar item she doesnt need but its on sale
Rating: 4.08/5

More motifakes by GreyScorpion

TED - March 19, 2010, 3:44 pm
That is because they have no REAL logic. They're like progs, it's all feeeeeeeel.
Produceman117 - February 10, 2010, 6:40 pm
Amen, Grey.
camden - February 10, 2010, 4:24 pm
Ooh an abacus, thats easy to understand!


WINTER SALES -


TAGS: dont spend your money on things nobody needs
Rating: 3.67/5

More motifakes by forseti

agdaniele - November 5, 2010, 1:59 am
Love it!
- November 4, 2010, 9:57 am
Thanks! There are, at the very least, two kinds of voters here, too! ;-)
GySgt1811 - November 4, 2010, 9:52 am
There are, at the very least, two levels here. Well done. 5 hungry mouths...


OHGODJESUSMAKEITSTOP -


TAGS: snookie needs a burka
Rating: 3.45/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

corbett06 - March 6, 2011, 1:45 am
snookie want smush smush


LOGICAL SUICIDE -


TAGS: time day suicide suicidal logic lunch break too short jumper needs to hurry nice shoes btw
Rating: 3.39/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

Bartimaeus - December 19, 2009, 5:05 pm
...and glass can shatter. Don't let it deter you. lol
Grim R@per - November 12, 2009, 1:08 pm
Pretty sure he's in a galss elevator...
Bartimaeus - October 23, 2009, 8:16 pm
ty. Based on a true story.
spacedog - October 23, 2009, 8:14 pm
Very nice Bart.
Bartimaeus - October 23, 2009, 7:01 pm
Thanks, man. That's always good to hear.
agdaniele - October 23, 2009, 6:58 pm
5L Bart... excellent!!!


GREYBEAD LOGIC -


TAGS: joys desparate needs cubby
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

Chompers - November 15, 2010, 10:13 am
Almost half way there.


INSTRUCTIONS -


TAGS: who needs the instructions when you have mechanical aptitude
Rating: 4.55/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

Anonymous2 - May 9, 2010, 5:30 pm
My mouse is corded, it doesn't need batteries.
BoneCD - May 8, 2010, 10:35 pm
Did you check the batteries in your mouse?
Anonymous2 - May 8, 2010, 10:32 pm
Um, Bone, it's not working...


SURVIVAL INSTINCT -




TIMEOUT -


TAGS: mom needs a break cubby
Rating: 4.33/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

Krissie - July 25, 2010, 11:08 am
@ rerun....LOL! yes!
rerun - July 24, 2010, 6:08 pm

Isn't mothers little helper named BOB and uses a AA battery?
thatonechick - July 24, 2010, 9:21 am
I shall have wine that is slightly better than $8.95 a bottle for MY timeout, thanks.:P
Cubbybear - July 24, 2010, 3:09 am
Yep...LOL@ Ice.
ICEMAN - July 24, 2010, 2:31 am
Is that like Mother's Little Helper?


RESPECT - Make one mistake...and you can loose it all. He should have went back to wrestling.


TAGS: rock miley career needs money
Rating: 4.25/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

Anonymous2 - June 26, 2010, 12:00 pm
That dress with those tattoos? Ugh.
agdaniele - June 25, 2010, 12:40 am
That's a given.
TheTrashHeap - June 25, 2010, 12:39 am
And a tiny dick.
agdaniele - June 25, 2010, 12:38 am
I know it wore on a few of our best here... but, it takes ability and self-respect to enjoy motifaking and build good posters. It takes nothing but latent insecurity to be a timmy.
TheTrashHeap - June 25, 2010, 12:37 am
Ignore it Cubby. 4000+ posters and there's bound to be a few typos. Who cares what some gutless 35yr old virgin thinks anyhow?
agdaniele - June 25, 2010, 12:36 am
Don't worry, Cubby... he can't get much worse.They can only push as hard as they want the hammer to hit.
Cubbybear - June 25, 2010, 12:33 am
Trolls...I hate them! This is why I left last time
agdaniele - June 25, 2010, 12:29 am
Gutless.... make some posters of your own first. Get some legs here before you rip on a regular.... much less a Greybeard.
Guthlaf - June 25, 2010, 12:28 am
He should have GONE back to wrestling, and you to English class! Yeah, I'm a grammar-nazi... swear at me all you like, as long as you spell correctly! ;-)


LAKE POWELL -


TAGS: who needs a sign eh
Rating: 4.22/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

GreyScorpion - February 20, 2010, 1:12 pm
looks like his divining rod is already pointing towards water. 5 YIPES!!


DICHOTOMY -


TAGS: dichotomy toro needs to use a toro
Rating: 4.05/5

More motifakes by GreyScorpion

Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 28, 2010, 10:12 am
I never get any respect on this site......5L.
GreyScorpion - January 28, 2010, 10:10 am
yes you have ;)


CUSTOMER SERVICE -


TAGS: our needs
Rating: 3.6/5

More motifakes by Sean

Sean - November 4, 2009, 8:14 pm
There's a relationship side? When did that happen?
MrRandom - November 4, 2009, 8:12 pm
Taking a cue from the relationship side of life I presume?
Sean - November 4, 2009, 8:09 pm
Hey thanks. Both a you's.
BoneCD - November 4, 2009, 8:00 pm
ROTFLMAO Sean!!!!
agdaniele - November 4, 2009, 7:56 pm
The best, ladies and gentlemen. He could sue Despair, Inc for degradation of character.


LOGOS - Sooooooooo overrated!




UNCLE TONY'S FUN DAYS -


TAGS: creepy uncle tony needs a drink or five
Rating: 3.41/5

More motifakes by spacedog

Sean - December 5, 2009, 2:12 am
Yes it is, LD, thanks for askin', and I just fived this puppy into it's debut spot at #1 on the big board.
LogicDude - December 4, 2009, 10:46 pm
Is that Sean's Uncle Tony?
agdaniele - December 4, 2009, 10:14 pm
Ahhhh... I remember it like it as yesterday.


CREATIVITY -




I'M JUST SAY'N -


TAGS: everybody needs love
Rating: 3.2/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

rerun - August 7, 2010, 10:56 am

beautiful
agdaniele - June 6, 2009, 11:07 pm
Sweeeeet.


ENJOY YOUR VOTE HACKING -


TAGS: motifake s butt heads assholes cheaters worms less than a man needs a bitch slap
Rating: 3.04/5

More motifakes by ronsart

Rons Fail - May 4, 2009, 12:35 pm
Ron seems butt hurt that a poster is better than his, rons generally arn't funny and are a waste of time
Rons Fail - May 4, 2009, 12:35 pm
Ron seems butt hurt that a poster is better than his, rons generally arn't funny and are a waste of time


DRUGS - Who needs 'em? Seriously, I have drugs.


TAGS: drugs who needs
Rating: 2.63/5

More motifakes by Morgan

Rude - June 6, 2009, 6:54 pm
There is a Czech surreal artist who has a concept like this, Jan Svankmayer.
BFG - August 4, 2008, 7:12 pm
you are what you eat.


Ch...Ch...Ch...Changes -


TAGS: aging wants needs changes
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - July 4, 2013, 3:53 pm
Bahaha...especially the eyes. And I always thought you got eye strain from reading in dark places!
MissPriss - July 4, 2013, 3:52 pm
Ya know Ugs, it's comments like that, that can very easily make you my next target! Glad you're back...muhahaha
MissPriss - July 4, 2013, 3:51 pm
Yeah, but you'll have to wait for a future poster to see where.
MissPriss - July 4, 2013, 3:50 pm
In love with the mug in the picture? What ever rows your boat I guess. But thanks for the vote regardless...hahaha
MissPriss - July 4, 2013, 3:49 pm
Glad you're enjoying them...just be sure your Depends is fresh teehee. Thanks for the votes Mr. Gary.
lgvernon - July 4, 2013, 2:55 pm

Now I know why he has that intense look on his face...
ughomer - July 4, 2013, 12:18 pm
Nasty Pwissy is at it again.
rerun - July 4, 2013, 10:10 am

There was a "W" in there?
maoworks2 - July 4, 2013, 9:38 am
Oh Forgot 5L.
maoworks2 - July 4, 2013, 9:37 am
Yes I Think I'm In Love .
GaryO - July 4, 2013, 9:26 am
Geeeezus, Prissy, I’m layin’ down fives like a cashier at a casino……what a string of hilarity!


SUCCESS - Is Not About How Much You Have... Is About How Much You Don't Need...


TAGS: success needs
Rating: 4.88/5

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agdaniele - July 20, 2010, 11:30 pm
Well done!


GENERAL APPEAL -


TAGS: cucumber dietary needs noble spaniard
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by spacedog

spacedog - June 11, 2011, 6:37 pm
LOL. I'm glad you said life not wi... um... (looks over shoulder) workplace. Yeah, workplace.
ICEMAN - June 9, 2011, 11:32 pm
Something missingf in your life Space??? 5L
quietcanary - June 8, 2011, 3:32 pm
srry double post
quietcanary - June 8, 2011, 3:31 pm
lolz just make sure you label clearly...
quietcanary - June 8, 2011, 3:31 pm
lolz just make sure you label clearly...
Verdeckt - June 8, 2011, 5:16 am
It's a rule in our house, ALWAYS buy 2, one to eat...


HIGHSCHOOL -


TAGS: calendar highschool who needs sleep
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by Verdeckt

motifayk - August 24, 2011, 9:29 am
Who's got the time for high school with internet around ? ha ha


RESPECT -


TAGS: death cope nature needs fertilizer
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

spacedog - August 13, 2010, 6:19 pm
Nice one. 5L
Chompers - August 13, 2010, 11:25 am
I am now thoroughly demotivated.
Faceplant31 - August 13, 2010, 11:24 am
Very nice aggy, turned out perfect after letting it marinate for a while. 5L
jameswnash - August 13, 2010, 1:50 am
As long as we remember them, their spirit never dies
agdaniele - August 12, 2010, 10:57 pm
I loved this picture... been struggling with it for months.
Chompers - August 12, 2010, 10:32 pm
It's not the life that matters, it's the effect of the life that makes the difference.
Bartimaeus - August 12, 2010, 10:15 pm
R.E.S.P.E.C.T. Find out what it means to me.
Bartimaeus - August 12, 2010, 10:14 pm
Hilariously depressing. I'm laughing on the outside, and looking for razor blades in the cupboard. 5/5
Cubbybear - August 12, 2010, 10:05 pm
This is a fave. 5/5


nonsensical nonsense #1 -




MOTIFAKE NEEDS YOU - To stop posting Cr*p


TAGS: motifake needs you
Rating: 4.7/5

More motifakes by M0rd3kaI

THEBRAT - August 9, 2011, 7:22 am
You pointing at me...??? lol
forseti - August 9, 2011, 4:05 am
well, ok... I'll stop.
M0rd3kaI - August 8, 2011, 6:27 am
a bit of both??
Verdeckt - August 8, 2011, 6:26 am
Can't tell if ironic.... or just 5ad


Girls -


TAGS: wizard of oz scarecrow lion tinman dorothy wants needs song girls fun
Rating: 4.69/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - May 5, 2014, 1:04 am
Thank you and glad you enjoyed it mao!
maoworks2 - May 4, 2014, 5:32 pm
You Did It Again MissPrss 5 Golden L'S Thank You.


PHYDEAUX - Tried explaining to the officer that the river simply jumped outta nowhere at him


TAGS: he needs to lay off the smirnoff ice
Rating: 4.31/5

More motifakes by CpnKangaroo

Eternal Lord Jackass - February 14, 2010, 3:04 pm
If I had a penny for every time this happened
CANADA - February 13, 2010, 4:42 pm
need a snorkel eh?


LOGICDUDE - Taking his title a little bit too seriously


TAGS: logic dude really needs to tone it down
Rating: 3.5/5

More motifakes by CpnKangaroo

phydeaux - January 24, 2010, 4:17 pm
I smite thee with my Wooden Sword of Splintery Goodness that you may repent and become the Douche we all know you can be!
LogicDude - January 23, 2010, 10:22 pm
BLASPHEMY!!! The Church of Douche is VERY serious bizness! 5L!


Oldest Profession -


TAGS: old aged poor pick up line needs work call girl
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

mizzdizz - December 19, 2014, 11:16 pm
Why Miss Priss, I was jus' thinkin she might be good at enjoyin herself a little ole lollypop! LOL!
MissPriss - December 19, 2014, 9:53 pm
OMG...my gutter mind had a reply regarding what she still has to be in the biz & it has nothing to do with talent. No way it would of passed censor. But thanks for an image in my head that will haunt me for the rest of the weekend...teehee.
mizzdizz - December 17, 2014, 6:18 am
If she's still in business, she's got talent! LOL!
MissPriss - December 12, 2014, 4:57 pm
Thanks Thedge!
MissPriss - December 12, 2014, 4:56 pm
Uggs, got her # if you're interested.
MissPriss - December 12, 2014, 4:55 pm
Sod...thanks for the bahaha comment!
Thedge - December 12, 2014, 2:44 pm
Sod... those are some good tri-focals. Where and how much? 5L
ughomer - December 12, 2014, 9:17 am
Not Fade Away!
Oldsod - December 12, 2014, 7:01 am
Keith Richards wears stilettos?


why my life needs danger music! -




Danger music -


TAGS: everybody needs a theme song
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by mizzdizz

mizzdizz - April 16, 2016, 11:02 am
Thanks, Cern! I always thought a little touch of 'Jaws' as a mosquito was about to land, would be interesting!
concern3 - April 16, 2016, 10:59 am
Perfect, whoops I hope not? but a great poster UP yours


police plug-in -




missing april -


TAGS: spidey needs a mate
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by ughomer

BobbEdwards - September 25, 2013, 11:00 pm
Don't we all?
ughomer - September 25, 2013, 7:34 am
Spidey has a dark side, right Bobb?
BobbEdwards - September 24, 2013, 10:54 pm
LOL


MARRIED TOO LONG - Our sex life could be so much better but after 25 years she still uses such subtle hints to what she really wants!




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